I Am My Wife's Hamster

There are times when I really enjoy cuddling with my wife.  Not all men do as I do but it is kinda nice from time to time.  My wife loves the dog a little too much and the mutt gets the majority of cuddle time in bed.  Don't go there, don't go there.

I realized recently that I am my wife's hamster.  If you have a pet like a dog or a cat, that's your primary pet.  If you have another pet that is a turtle or fish or hamster, that's your secondary pet.  As the dog is the go-to cuddle, I am the secondary pet.  Paul may have been the walrus.  I, however, am the hamster.

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